August 2011
Well I suppose I'll go to class now.
And just open my laptop back up because that’s where my syllabus is.
Also:
Dear young college sir, You have very thick eyebrows which make you look really severe…the fact that you have a buzz cut, a small head and are wearing a shirt that is a little to large for your skinny arms doesn’t help you out.
You look like a tool.
Now I will watch Misfits,
and not give a flying fuck about who creeps up behind me and accidentally sees penis or something.
No fucks.
List of things that are different:
- politeness and chivalry
- feminism and misandry
- abortion and infanticide
- miscarriages and infanticide
- the morning after pill and infanticide
- birth control and infanticide
- the original anime of something and the 4kids version of said anime
- butter and i can’t believe it’s not butter
- pokemon and digimon
- calling someone out on their white privilege and being anti-white
- calling someone out on their male privilege and being anti-male
- socialism and communism
- doritos and sun chips
