July 2011
“Ferkels. Fat-Erkels. And after you’ve been with one of those guys...”
– Stefon
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Look,
Just because you and your sister don’t get along, doesn’t mean that my cousin and I don’t.
Please stop rolling your eyes and giving me “Oh naive child” looks.
“Skanks you may know, maybe.”
– Jaid-Alexandra
Watchmylifebelikekesha:
i love rupert and the twins
Dear Rupert and Matthew. Sign my breasts.
Unpopular opinion time.
I like Michael Gambon better as Dumbledore.
I missed my little DJ! D:
Me: Das right. You clean out that van.
DJ: Girl, das what I'm doin'!
Blehhhh.
Work.
Things that make me unreasonably excited:
Text messages from Anderson at camp!
And now, sleep.
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Take Me Under - Three Days Grace
THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER REBLOGGED.....
oxlauren:
mrsciarastyles:
mugglesdontgetit:
Bless this post. BLESS IT.
Most quality post. On Tumblr.
OMG LMFAO:) ROFL!!! Bless this post. :)
My life has been made in one post.
bloody brilliant!
Lavender, why are you such a skeeze?
Dear Casey Anthony,
Please stop.
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Music moods:
I want to listen to everything I listened to as an angsty 14/15 year old, and sing my heart out to them. Also, a bunch of art-kid shit. Such as The Shins and Modest Mouse.
Unrelated: I’M SO FUCKING ITCHY. goddamn mosquitoes.
“Swimming in the money. Come and find me.”
– Nemo (via historysaidwhat)
Hello random cut on my right pinkie knuckle,
I’m actually relieved you’re not another bug-bite.
“I may be a lady, but i am not a pushover.”
– Palmon right before she first digivolves to Togemon (via lilllymon)
Favorite.
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Amy Amy Amy - Amy Winehouse
Seriously, my...
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“Got a main bitch, got a mistress, a couple of girlfriends. I’m so hood rich.”
– The Book of Mormon (via historysaidwhat)
I'm more excited than I should be over the fact...
Excellent. Now I think I shall nap.
