Ferkels. Fat-Erkels. And after you’ve been with one of those guys...– Stefon
Just because you and your sister don’t get along, doesn’t mean that my cousin and I don’t. Please stop rolling your eyes and giving me “Oh naive child” looks.
Skanks you may know, maybe.– Jaid-Alexandra
mylifebelikekesha: i love rupert and the twins Dear Rupert and Matthew. Sign my breasts.
Unpopular opinion time.
I like Michael Gambon better as Dumbledore.
I missed my little DJ! D:
Me: Das right. You clean out that van.
DJ: Girl, das what I'm doin'!
Things that make me unreasonably excited:
Text messages from Anderson at camp! And now, sleep.
Take Me Under - Three Days Grace
THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER REBLOGGED.....
oxlauren: mrsciarastyles: mugglesdontgetit: Bless this post. BLESS IT. Most quality post. On Tumblr. OMG LMFAO:) ROFL!!! Bless this post. :) My life has been made in one post. bloody brilliant! Lavender, why are you such a skeeze?
Dear Casey Anthony,
I want to listen to everything I listened to as an angsty 14/15 year old, and sing my heart out to them. Also, a bunch of art-kid shit. Such as The Shins and Modest Mouse. Unrelated: I’M SO FUCKING ITCHY. goddamn mosquitoes.
Swimming in the money. Come and find me.– Nemo (via historysaidwhat)
Hello random cut on my right pinkie knuckle,
I’m actually relieved you’re not another bug-bite.
I may be a lady, but i am not a pushover.– Palmon right before she first digivolves to Togemon (via lilllymon) Favorite.
Amy Amy Amy - Amy Winehouse Seriously, my...
Got a main bitch, got a mistress, a couple of girlfriends. I’m so hood rich.– The Book of Mormon (via historysaidwhat)
I'm more excited than I should be over the fact...
Excellent. Now I think I shall nap.