Such pleasing, pitchy, electronic noises. Thank...
Wreckless spending and interracial homoeroticism were just volume 1 of...
Could I tell you - clittoris?– Carrie Fisher on Craig Ferguson.
Condoms full of coke.
Lindsay: What the fuck is his problem!
Me: He's having an end of life crisis.
Lauren: He has drugs in his anus.
Me: Yeah, and he's gotta go shit them out.
Lindsay: He just came from the Hustler club. Maybe he's got a prostitute in his trunk
They’re looking for girls who will show their vagina’s in public -...– Lauren Rule number one of being a decent person: Not showing your vagina in public.
I applied for a job
at Gerstung today. I was smacked solidly in the face with nostalgia of having been a camper there myself, and totally loved it. Went in for a front desk position, came out, totally considering a movement education position - teaching the little little ones, all sorts of gross and fine motor skills as well as a front desk position. Lets hope this goes well.
Shit’s going down. _________________________________ PS: JUST read that they’re working on a screenplay for WAKE, with Miley Cyrus to play Janie. NO. JUST FUCKING, NO. I don’t Hate Miley or anything, but she’s no Janie Hannigan. Not. Even Close.
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(via treble86) I just sat in my dark-ass living room, cackling away over this.
This was not Degrassi Junior High, after all. This was Duchesne.– Masquerade
Nicki Minaj, STFU
treble86: My Chick Bad: “They say my shoe came crazy The mental asylum lookin’ for me You a rookie to me I’m in that wam bam purple Lamb’, damn, bitch, been a fan” Seriously…wtf are you saying? Just shut the fuck up!!! Anderson: I love you.
Aw, you gave the tall man some flowers.– MIB
MICHELLE LEIGHTON. YOU CAN TAKE MY JOB AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY LESBIAN ASS.
Pikesville and Carver just collided into one shirtless sweaty mass tonight. I love how I went to middle school with the majority of the people there, and only one was nice enough to recognize me and say hi to me and carry on a decent conversation. Okay two maybe. My breasts were totally assaulted by a gay man too. But I feel like that’s nothing new. Nah. Not at all.
Self tapping shoes?! I am Ever so pissed!
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And if it is even one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter, and I will...– Sue Sylvester