July 2010
Such pleasing, pitchy, electronic noises.
Thank...
“Wreckless spending and interracial homoeroticism were just volume 1 of...”
“Could I tell you - clittoris?”
– Carrie Fisher on Craig Ferguson.
Condoms full of coke.
Lindsay: What the fuck is his problem!
Me: He's having an end of life crisis.
Lauren: He has drugs in his anus.
Me: Yeah, and he's gotta go shit them out.
Lindsay: He just came from the Hustler club. Maybe he's got a prostitute in his trunk
“They’re looking for girls who will show their vagina’s in public -...”
– Lauren
Rule number one of being a decent person: Not showing your vagina in public.
I applied for a job
at Gerstung today. I was smacked solidly in the face with nostalgia of having been a camper there myself, and totally loved it.
Went in for a front desk position, came out, totally considering a movement education position - teaching the little little ones, all sorts of gross and fine motor skills as well as a front desk position. Lets hope this goes well.
Masquerade:
Shit’s going down.
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PS: JUST read that they’re working on a screenplay for WAKE, with Miley Cyrus to play Janie.
NO. JUST FUCKING, NO. I don’t Hate Miley or anything, but she’s no Janie Hannigan. Not. Even Close.
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(via treble86)
I just sat in my dark-ass living room, cackling away over this.
“This was not Degrassi Junior High, after all. This was Duchesne.”
– Masquerade
Nicki Minaj, STFU
treble86:
My Chick Bad:
“They say my shoe came crazy The mental asylum lookin’ for me You a rookie to me I’m in that wam bam purple Lamb’, damn, bitch, been a fan”
Seriously…wtf are you saying? Just shut the fuck up!!!
Anderson:
I love you.
“Aw, you gave the tall man some flowers.”
– MIB
FUCK YOU,
MICHELLE LEIGHTON.
YOU CAN TAKE MY JOB AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY LESBIAN ASS.
So...
Pikesville and Carver just collided into one shirtless sweaty mass tonight.
I love how I went to middle school with the majority of the people there, and only one was nice enough to recognize me and say hi to me and carry on a decent conversation. Okay two maybe.
My breasts were totally assaulted by a gay man too. But I feel like that’s nothing new. Nah. Not at all.
“Self tapping shoes?! I am Ever so pissed!”
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Yes.
“And if it is even one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter, and I will...”
– Sue Sylvester
