You sound like Scooby-Doo on downers…now you sound like Parakeet McGinty.– Matt.
I’m totally secretly in love with the Pizza Hut delivery boy, who, the last time he delivered out pizza heard me say ‘Danke’ to my mother, and he got all excited asking if I spoke Deutsch. This time he came up on my porch talking about how we had frog songs going on. He’s totally adorable and foreign, but his english isn’t so hot.
Is school not over? It’s not like I’m going to my classes with any sort of regularity. Are my art classes not more stimulating? And why are they so goddamn expensive!!? Am I not on my way to the goddamn beach, with my secretary, listening to awesome music, and having ridiculous conversations while she lights me up a cig after crossing the bay bridge? Don’t I have more money?...
Didn’t develop the film I needed to. Annnnd I don’t care. I’ll do it tomorrow. K. Night.
I’m a cardio-thorassic whore.– Christina Yang.
Today was an excellent day.
I feel like I’m no longer alone, and now, if ever I’m upset about something, I’ll just think about Justin Beiber, and chuckle…unless I’m with Molly and then we’ll cackle uncontrollably.
Stop Excuses, Before I Lose My Mind →
FUCK YOU, ROETHLISBERGER.
I just told my dog I was gonna cut his nails.
And he started growling at me. This son of a bitch is smart.
Rain best hold off ‘til Sunday…or this bitch is gonna punch a...– Chelsea. <3
"Work of Art"-- new show on Bravo →
mismatchghost: sowideasea: HEY LOOK IT’S BICEPS TRICEPS AND EVEN ABDI but the drama disgusts me. i mean, “i don’t think you’re an artist”? really? considering people like duchamp? i think the appropriate response to that is “fuck you.” haha, wow small world. ABDIII! I like how Torrie told me about this, then I completely forgot, and then there it is again.
I love you.
1,000 Things You Don't Know About Women →
edp: Ladies, if you sent me a quote, you may be able to find it here. More to come. No. 477: Men don’t know how much we really eat. Really. —Natalia Angel, 22, London No. 660: Don’t ask me why my Stella is in a wine glass. It’s not. Get your beers straight. —Leigh Metherell, 22, Brooklyn Those were two of my favorites.
Jon Stewart's Feud With Fox News Heating Up →
I love this man.
I don’t know, have hills ever peed in your room?– Matt
I'm going to pee to mark my Hag territory was...
Matt: At least Ollie doesn't go in there.
Me: Oh, Ollie doesn't dare go into my room.
Matt: That's good.
Matt: Because then I'd have to pee in your room to mark my hag territory.
We're still laughing about this.