The always enjoyable, giant inflatable beaver.– Closing ceremony
(sp?) (Whatever) They’re playing Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger in the background. I go :)
Yay! One more soldier for the war on reproduction. Down with Breeders!– Something I said today in response to Lowery’s cat being a homosexual. (via antepenult) Ollie is gay. And he can’t breed regardless because he has no testicles.
Lady Gaga's rough draft lyrics for "Bad Romance"
sharingtime: Roh Ree Rima Aww I would like to spend time with you holding hands at a Starbucks It sure is fun to be in love I can’t wait to have consensual sex with you once we are married Let’s take some quizzes on eHarmony together to determine if we are compatible I’m free to do whatever a man tells me to do Je suis americain I want the pleasure of your company
Money so I can go do fun things with all those people I sorta like (jay kay) this weekend. And the third Mortal Instruments book. Juuuust sayin’.
This was the 1100th song in my iTunes.
I can do it, but you better get me my left handed scissors.– Census commercial
God made me super rich, the Devil made you stupid, bitch.
Turn to page, three hundred and ninety-four.– Snape.
pleasefireme: Please fire me. Our HR girl overheard me describing the plot of The Road to a co-worker. You know, the book about survivors of nuclear Armageddon who are being chased across a deserted America by anarchist cannibals. She asked, “Was that based on a true story?” Ahahahahaha!
The FCC needs to chill the fuck out. →
Audrey Hepburn: Tee-hee-hee, I lied! I was a Princess the whole time!
Gregory Peck: You bitch. I'm going to punch you in the face.
Has anyone else heard
ravengoss: how much snow we’re supposed to be getting on Monday? I heard 20 inches, but I’m just wondering what other people heard. SRSLY?! I heard only ten inches!