Because I'm awesome.
I’m watching football and playing Zelda on my DS. YEAH. I’M SO COOL.
You know what it’s like getting blasted in your chin.– Announcer in the Patriots v. Vikings game.
New Shy Ronnie <3
I want to rip everyone's face off.
And by everyone I mean a certain man that I work with. Now I get to have a special conference with Vince tomorrow (which I’m not excited about, but he’s aware of the fact that I’m coming in before class tomorrow) to talk about the bullshit that’s taking place. I’m going to go drink with my mom, and wait for Trick-or Treaters and the Steelers v. Saints game in my...
Dear Ayd hardware: stop being so cold.
Dear Mary-Beth: Fuck off.
Woke up with Ghostbusters theme in my head.
Bill Hader as Alan Alda. Yes.
New Shy Ronnie digital short!
Thoughts @ 6:28(PM)
Jon Hamm is hosting SnL again tonight. Why is this new information to me? I’m in a lot of pain. I’ve taken three naps today and not studied at all. Fail. I’m looking forward to watching the Steelers v. Saints game tomorrow night. Go Saints. It’s Halloween tomorrow? WTH? I’m going into hibernation. Kthnx. BTW, Chelsea: no worries. Ding-dong wine and cheese...
There are mashed potatoes cooking downstairs.
Yeah. You’re all jealous.
Freaky like my lady pyramid.
sincesheleft: Yeah Yeah Yeahs — Maps...
There’s so much beer in my mustache.– Monica
Dear God and black Jesus!– Peter Griffin
Dear Tumblr: I’m writing to inform you of my love and grattitude for Chelsea Morgan Springham and her looking for the earrings I need.
What will Vince bitch at me about today? That was my original thought…but then I remembered that I don’t care because I get to work with OB this afternoon :) And we all know I love OB, because we talk about books :D Even if everyone thinks he’s gay.
Google knows you secretly love Twilight.
I do! D:
Me: Why wouldn't you want to look like Katy Perry?
Matt: Because I have a penis!? Like...hellooooo?
You know what I should do for Halloween? Be Alex. Get drunk and beligerent and...– Matthew
While we’re at it, we can work it Night by Night.– Night by Night - Chromeo