April 2009
“Ooh chair, don’t get fresh.”
Apr 30th
FML
Today I woke up late, and had the feeling it would be a bad day when there was no coffee. On my way to work, I scrape the curb to get out of the way of an ambulance. When I get to work, people keep telling me that my tire is flat. I attempt to leave work to get something done about it, but I realize that I cannot make it back to pikesville lest I shred the tire. I then sit there and proceed to...
Apr 29th
Apr 27th
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“That cocky pie skank!”
– American Dad
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
This is what I'm making for dinner next week... →
Apr 26th
I can't wait
for the day to come, when I get hit (not expecting it), and I don’t start hyperventilating and crying and have to go hide somewhere to calm myself down. That day was not today. Oy.
Apr 22nd
Ms. Lowery needs to learn to carry stress evenly in her body and not right between her shoulders. This is rather painful. She also needs to learn to stop referring to herself in the third person…because while it isn’t irritating to the kids, it’s irritating to herself.
Apr 21st
Lowery
maholy: ladyladington: feels like vomit.   Sticky, chunky, and wreaking of soup? Yep. With little seeds and chunks of carrot.
Apr 21st
2 notes
Lowery
feels like vomit. 
Apr 21st
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Plans while Ma's in the hospital:
Me: what are your hours like next week?
Dad: why?
Me: so I know how often I'm going to be home alone.
Dad: so you can have your friends over?
Me: yes. so I can have wild drug parties, like in reefer madness.
Dad: ...can I come?
Apr 19th
So.
Today’s been good so far.  I have over $800 in my bank account.  And I got into college.  Again.  Yay :) 
Apr 17th
1 note
...
maholy: UH-OH… question mark.
Apr 15th
2 notes
“Their frontal lobes are totally screwed.”
– Gloria Windham
Apr 15th
My new Hero
Christian Dorry.  For bumming me cigs. 
Apr 14th
Attack of the Puppet People
tink: ladyladington: “A mad scientist shrinks people down to doll size for his own amusement, but soon his tiny captives find a way to rebel.” No joke. This is a movie. sounds like that one episode of charmed except not really…..but kind of It was some movie that was on TV, and my dad and I read the description and couldn’t stop laughing. 
Apr 14th
3 notes
Attack of the Puppet People
“A mad scientist shrinks people down to doll size for his own amusement, but soon his tiny captives find a way to rebel.” No joke. This is a movie.
Apr 14th
3 notes
I've barely been able to eat
maholy: ladyladington: maholy: And it’s beginning to scare me. Within the past 48 hours, I have eaten two yogurts, a piece of ham, and half a slice of quiche. I could barely get those down. The last thing I need right now is my mom confronting me, scared that I’m anorexic. I would very much like my appetite back, whoever stole it please email me at maholyregain@yahoo.com and we’ll schedule a...
Apr 13th
3 notes
I've barely been able to eat
maholy: And it’s beginning to scare me. Within the past 48 hours, I have eaten two yogurts, a piece of ham, and half a slice of quiche. I could barely get those down. The last thing I need right now is my mom confronting me, scared that I’m anorexic. I would very much like my appetite back, whoever stole it please email me at maholyregain@yahoo.com and we’ll schedule a meeting to make the...
Apr 13th
3 notes
“I knew they were leaving stuff out. Lying bastards….tryna make me kill some...”
– Ann Lowery Josephine Adams  (via tink)
Apr 12th
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“-mid sentence- WHY ARE YOU PARKED IN TWO SPACES?!”
– Molly
Apr 12th
For nostalgic purposes.
Jaid: Come here Lowery. Let me warm you with my fur.
Me: ...He's a shark in this movie.
Jaid: Come here Lowery. Let me warm you with my teeth.
Me: I only like him when he's Jacob.
Jaid: Come here Lowery. Let me take you to the bottom of the ocean where it's warm.
Me: It's not warm at the bottom of the ocean!
Apr 11th
Epiccc
maholy: ladyladington: I Rick-rolled Molly. It was epic.  Oh Lowery, that was ONLY the beginning to the epicness that was last night. I’m sure Matt has already ear raped you with the details, but all I can say is : West Virginia, Virginia, a carton of cigarettes, a very strange interaction with a cop, the Shenendoah, 85 deer, and I’ll end it with a twenty four hour wal-mart. Oh i...
Apr 10th
4 notes
Epiccc
I Rick-rolled Molly. It was epic.
Apr 10th
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Yum.
I just watched the best episode of Criminal Minds where Jackson Rathbone had MPD and his other personality was a femme fatale with a southern drawl, and the name Amanda. At the end. He was in drag, with a 5 o’clock shadow. And I couldn’t stop laughing.
Apr 9th
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“That’s right, preacher. Get me drunk so I don’t stick my foot up...”
Apr 8th
Cool.
Lykke Li and I were both born on March 18th…only she’s four years older than me.
Apr 5th
Apr 4th
Plan.
Okay. I’m actually, literally, going to sleep, all through tomorrow, occasionally eating things I know I can keep down, so that I can go out tomorrow night, to take part in my belated birthday present of MSTRKRFT and Amanda Blank. No amount of vomit will keep me away. …Unless it’s a lot.
Apr 4th
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I’m so fucking sick. I’m so fucking pissed off about it.
Apr 3rd
Matt: lets make babies.
Me: No.
Matt: well not right now.
Me: ...No.
-chelsea's neighbor gets up and goes inside-
Apr 3rd