April 2009
Ooh chair, don’t get fresh.
FML
Today I woke up late, and had the feeling it would be a bad day when there was no coffee. On my way to work, I scrape the curb to get out of the way of an ambulance. When I get to work, people keep telling me that my tire is flat.
I attempt to leave work to get something done about it, but I realize that I cannot make it back to pikesville lest I shred the tire.
I then sit there and proceed to...
That cocky pie skank!
– American Dad
This is what I'm making for dinner next week... →
I can't wait
for the day to come, when I get hit (not expecting it), and I don’t start hyperventilating and crying and have to go hide somewhere to calm myself down.
That day was not today.
Oy.
Ms. Lowery needs to learn to carry stress evenly in her body and not right between her shoulders. This is rather painful. She also needs to learn to stop referring to herself in the third person…because while it isn’t irritating to the kids, it’s irritating to herself.
Lowery
maholy:
ladyladington:
feels like vomit.
Sticky, chunky, and wreaking of soup?
Yep.
With little seeds and chunks of carrot.
Lowery
feels like vomit.
Plans while Ma's in the hospital:
Me: what are your hours like next week?
Dad: why?
Me: so I know how often I'm going to be home alone.
Dad: so you can have your friends over?
Me: yes. so I can have wild drug parties, like in reefer madness.
Dad: ...can I come?
So.
Today’s been good so far.
I have over $800 in my bank account.
And I got into college.
Again.
Yay :)
...
maholy:
UH-OH…
question mark.
Their frontal lobes are totally screwed.
– Gloria Windham
My new Hero
Christian Dorry.
For bumming me cigs.
Attack of the Puppet People
tink:
ladyladington:
“A mad scientist shrinks people down to doll size for his own amusement, but soon his tiny captives find a way to rebel.”
No joke. This is a movie.
sounds like that one episode of charmed except not really…..but kind of
It was some movie that was on TV, and my dad and I read the description and couldn’t stop laughing.
Attack of the Puppet People
“A mad scientist shrinks people down to doll size for his own amusement, but soon his tiny captives find a way to rebel.”
No joke. This is a movie.
I've barely been able to eat
maholy:
ladyladington:
maholy:
And it’s beginning to scare me. Within the past 48 hours, I have eaten two yogurts, a piece of ham, and half a slice of quiche. I could barely get those down. The last thing I need right now is my mom confronting me, scared that I’m anorexic. I would very much like my appetite back, whoever stole it please email me at maholyregain@yahoo.com and we’ll schedule a...
I've barely been able to eat
maholy:
And it’s beginning to scare me. Within the past 48 hours, I have eaten two yogurts, a piece of ham, and half a slice of quiche. I could barely get those down. The last thing I need right now is my mom confronting me, scared that I’m anorexic. I would very much like my appetite back, whoever stole it please email me at maholyregain@yahoo.com and we’ll schedule a meeting to make the...
I knew they were leaving stuff out. Lying bastards….tryna make me kill some...
– Ann Lowery Josephine Adams (via tink)
-mid sentence- WHY ARE YOU PARKED IN TWO SPACES?!
– Molly
For nostalgic purposes.
Jaid: Come here Lowery. Let me warm you with my fur.
Me: ...He's a shark in this movie.
Jaid: Come here Lowery. Let me warm you with my teeth.
Me: I only like him when he's Jacob.
Jaid: Come here Lowery. Let me take you to the bottom of the ocean where it's warm.
Me: It's not warm at the bottom of the ocean!
Epiccc
maholy:
ladyladington:
I Rick-rolled Molly.
It was epic.
Oh Lowery, that was ONLY the beginning to the epicness that was last night. I’m sure Matt has already ear raped you with the details, but all I can say is : West Virginia, Virginia, a carton of cigarettes, a very strange interaction with a cop, the Shenendoah, 85 deer, and I’ll end it with a twenty four hour wal-mart.
Oh i...
Epiccc
I Rick-rolled Molly.
It was epic.
Yum.
I just watched the best episode of Criminal Minds where Jackson Rathbone had MPD and his other personality was a femme fatale with a southern drawl, and the name Amanda.
At the end. He was in drag, with a 5 o’clock shadow. And I couldn’t stop laughing.
That’s right, preacher. Get me drunk so I don’t stick my foot up...
Cool.
Lykke Li and I were both born on March 18th…only she’s four years older than me.
Plan.
Okay. I’m actually, literally, going to sleep, all through tomorrow, occasionally eating things I know I can keep down, so that I can go out tomorrow night, to take part in my belated birthday present of MSTRKRFT and Amanda Blank.
No amount of vomit will keep me away.
…Unless it’s a lot.
I’m so fucking sick.
I’m so fucking pissed off about it.
Matt: lets make babies.
Me: No.
Matt: well not right now.
Me: ...No.
-chelsea's neighbor gets up and goes inside-