Last beer of 2009
Dogfish Head: Raison D’Ếtre. Yes. Happy New Year :)
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?!– Us. Being ridiculous. New Moon. Yes.
Where the Ravens go to die. (Steve Haushka is their new kicker. They can fuckin’ have him)
My Hubby, Ray Rice is going to the Pro Bowl :)
Can we just talk about how Drake sounds really sexy in this song and it makes me...– Yes, Jaid. We can.
I’m sort of disappointed that this is Mario...
Well no one took their clothes off, bled heavily or fucked a pie, so I guess...– My mother re: Harry Potter HBP’s rating of PG.
Reason #698 why my uncle John is cooler than...
He just sent me the theatrical release of Grindhouse. And that goes without mentioning the weird ass (but awesome) card that he sent me for Christmas. Just sayin’.
When you hold me, don’t just hold me, hold This.– Saraghina. Nine.
I’ll be here. Waiting for you. With my legs open.– (via antepenult) Nine
Hold on - there’s a lemon that needs my attention.– Things that I found written on a piece of paper… part deux.
One Bacardi, two Bacardi, three Bacardi, four. Don’t drink too many...– Things I found written on a piece of paper that were undoubtedly spoken by Matthew, intoxicated, at the beach.
on call for tonight, and I highly doubt (unlike yesterday) I’ll get called in. Are we doing Spank Rock tonight (with Amanda [FUCKING] Blank, I remind you all) or not?
Chad ‘Ochocinco’ is a bitch. I’m truly sorry for the loss of your teammate, but seriously? You’re so fucking fake.
I may not be a sistah, but I agree with them.– My mother - talking about not having to hear about Sarah Palin in 2010
My dad and I are watching the game and taking a shot for every touchdown the Ravens make.
Brittany Murphy died?
(410): She has an album entitled “my photography”, which consists of about 80...– TFLN. only in the 410. (via ne-me-quitte-pas) Hahahahaha. Yes.
I feel like
Rereading A Wrinkle in Time.
Elephants are not purple. This is just wrong.– Bones, talking to a baby.
First of all, I’m glad that I didn’t have to go to work today. Second of all, I’m glad that Jilly’s is open no matter what. Third of all, walking in the driving snow wasn’t as difficult as I thought it’d be, however: It was sort of creepy to get up to Reisterstown road and not see a single person or car out. I had a Zombie Apocolypse moment. And when I was...