August 2008
July 2008
Oh LORD.
Me: This menge vaccine sucks.
Cate: But does it lick your testicles too?
PS: I'm getting more clooovvveesssss =)
I'm not okay with my life right now.
I ran into Randy at Barnes and Noble.
However, I’m now protected against the menge. So that’s good. But Cate kicked me in the foot because I was acting weird all day.
Edit:
And apparently I’m back to being fat and ugly (But I’m obviously aware of it this time). Really bitch? Let your balls drop and come say it to my face.
“Girrrl, hol’ up. Lemme put on my rangs.”
The Dark Knight
Best. Movie. Ever.
PS: I was getting gasolina, and this guy walked up to me and handed me a CD and told me that I might need a DJ. It was a weird expirience…
Sketchbook! Write it down!!
None will be explained, and won’t be funny to anyone else but us…Oh well:
7/23/08 -Lady Napkins -Napkins of the sanitary persuasion. -Jaid: You poked a hole in it, now you have to eat it. -Jaid: Matt, do you think my mangoes are still at Alex’s? Matt: Yeah Jaid: Oh yeah. I’ve got his nads, he’s got my mangoes. -Jaid: Come here, Lowery, let me warm you with my fur....
“My god, I’m going to the mountains with three black women.”
– Torrie, when I put on Pop Lock and Drop It.
For anyone else
Shopping for necessities would take maybe, an hour and a half, maximum.
Only for Matt and I would it take Three…and two stores…
25% discounts are always good. Hah.
Diplo graduated from Temple.
Diplo. As in Diplo X M.I.A.
…Diplo.
Snap.
oh my GOD i'm freaking out!!!!!11ONE
Okay so for some reason I have $2,000 more in financial aid than I did back in May?
Bringing my grand total for financial aid to $15,440.
I know that doesn’t mean anything to anyone out on the internet but it’s 2 in the morning and i can’t call anyone and I can’t scream to my my mother about how freaking estatic I am.
Lady Marmalade[s]
yaysineptnaigami: we're independant women some mistake us for whores
yaysineptnaigami: i'm sayin why spend mine when i can spend yours
Time Consumer018: disagree? well that's you and I'm sorry.
yaysineptnaigami: ima keep playin these cats out like atari
Time Consumer018: high heeled shoes, gettin loves from the dudes.
yaysineptnaigami: we 4 bad ass chicks from the moulin rouge
yaysineptnaigami: that's us at the mountains
yaysineptnaigami: i'm lil kim though
yaysineptnaigami: i call it
yaysineptnaigami: jaid is pink
yaysineptnaigami: lol
Time Consumer018: can I be christina?
yaysineptnaigami: yes
Time Consumer018: sweet.
“-Cock breaking anal shit.
-Cop raping anal shit.
-Fuck me, running.”
– Work peeps.
“I’m gonna cum on your ass” “WHAT?!”
So once again we have stolen the assitant managers keys and have barricaded ourselves in the office of Snyders.
This is why I love this job. No one gives a fuck. I’m expecting a text soon, from Dontae wondering where the hell we are and that I have a table.
This won’t matter in about five or so days because I will be...
“yaysineptnaigami: he’s a testicle juggler is all”
Yeah, that’ll happen, again.
Look:
I can’t help it.
Considering how long I’ve been friends with you and known your brother, I’d say that it took me longer to taint Aaron Eckhart than Ewan McGreggor.
PS: Next time we hang out it should be for more than an hour and a half or so.
I suck at Halo.
We never acomplished what we originally set out to do, but it was all good fun, anyway.
“Little Dan is a sexy piece of man meat and he puts my sexuality in question.”
– Comment Cards
=)
YAY!
I have my new phone.
urg.
I’m sick of mediating, and chivalry not being able to make up its mind between life and death.
“…That’s awkward.”
I'm updating from work.
‘cause we jacked Dontae’s keys and have barricaded ourselves in the office.
I blame Jaid
for this severe downturn in my mental health…and the fact that I’m reading like the wind.
I'm taking these chances and gettin' no where.
And though I’m trying my hardest, You go back to her.
And I think that I know, things may never change. I’m still hoping one day I might hear you say I make you feel the way you’ve never felt before. And that I’m all that you need, and that you’d never want more.
Then you’d say all of the right things without a clue, but you’d save the best for last...
I know…my music taste is on steroids.
T-son.
Torrie said something at the diner earlier that was amazing, and now I’ve completely forgotten what it was.
Damn.
Press for Assista
I want to be an assasin. But I ain’t following no freakin’ loom.
Sleven fo fellon and whores, and Indian men defending my honor.
I’m going back to drowning my brain in Dave Matthews and Edward Cullen.
I haven't spent a night at home since Friday.
It is now 11:10 on Monday, and I will be sleeping here tonight.
I am halfway through Twilight now, maybe a little more. I may just have to buy these for my own. Like, all of them.
Anywho, last night was spent with Miss CMK, as she brought me (and my momma) McDonalds and we sat outside, and discussed Marble Gossip cake. I can’t even begin to explain how amused I am. Anyway. We then decided...
Yes.
Coming out.
I’m totally a closet Twilight fan.
If it didn’t completely feed into my romance junkie personality aspect, I would probably notice, that it’s not very well written…but it’s just so damn good.
Damn you, Ebony wife.
Anywho. Farmfest.
I don’t remember a lot. I always remember wonderful things that are said though.
Face sex? Really, Lowery, face sex? How the...
Dinner conversation:
Me: Well Alex, when you start bleeding from your lady parts at age 12...
Levy: Yeah well, I haven't...
Me: Started bleeding from your lady parts?
Levy: ...Yes.
“She’s like, if you took five pregnant women and rolled them all into one...”
– Molly.
Today has been really good.
Lame title but ask me if I give a fuck.
…That was harder to write than it should have been. Actually all of this sort of is.
So I just got back from hanging out with Jabari…in the milford mill train station parking lot.
Hahaha…you can imagine.
I found my way to farmfest though =)
edit: and and and, I just ordered my new phone.
Yarg.
I need to figure out a way to get to farmfest…
=)
I have found the new love of my life.
A cooked Dynamite roll from Sushi Hana.
I have only Hannah Rose Eisenberg to thank for this.
And she also gave me a CD and a bottle opener. Just for kicks.
Is it that hard
to give me a call and say “Hey, I decided to get fucked up and so I won’t be hanging out with you tonight?”
I didn’t think so.
I'm so lame.
I just watched Stranger than Fiction and cried my eyes out.
But now, I need to shower, even though I’m completely, not excited about the excruciating pain that will be inflicted on my badly burned legs.
