My legs are horrifically sunburned. Luckily, I don’t have sun poisoning. Which is good. It was all worth it to beat Joey and tie with Molly in minigolf down in ocean city, today, though. Peace. I’mma Trainspot and sleep.
I’m blue, if I was green, I would die.– Joseph Peter Regan
I’m goin’ back down the ocean, hon.
"I feel like I'm in a Snoop Dogg video"
Keisha: Yes, black people can get hickies.
Cate: I'll remember that when I'm black.
Me: -coughing up everthing I just inhaled on the Djarum-
So I’ve decided that I want a second tattoo (aside from my original wish), on my hip that says: “Boys if you catch Meth, you catch your death.”
Certain people, don’t remember the cheer.
Under this curtain is where I keep my monkey. A tiny little monkey with a big...– Dave Matthews
I like fish, and mango-pickle.
I’m more rightfully excited about seeing my wife tonight than I should be. But I haven’t seen her in like…two weeks and I’m sort of going through withdraw. =) Either way I don’t have to deal with my father.
antepenult: i GOT my djarum blacks You’re welcome. Bitch.
I’m installing Zoombinis on my laptop and getting a new phone. I’m in heaven.
Well if she’s looking for revenge, tell her to give me a call.– Rez….Lowery knows. (via maholy) HAH! Snap. I’mma give you a call tomorrow after I get off work.
So, I left my house this afternoon with every intention of just handing $70 off to Matthew. I was Shanghai-ed. I mean, honestly. How can I say no to adorable kittens, chinese food and hours of talk and smoking. I enjoy that Elle enjoys my ranting about asshole customers at my place of employment, and that I am a sugar mama. Okay, no I don’t really enjoy that I’m a sugar mama. But...
To have the friends I do. People have once again, put me at a loss for words. Ugh.. Sugar mama has to go count her money…
I like the berries that are like one surrounded by a bunch of other berries....– Josh
antepenult: i want a pack of djarum blacks I’ve been saying this for MONTHS. I made $77 today on taking tables, and splitting a party of 30 with Cate. Hot damn. I also essentially locked Dontae in the freezer and turned off the lights. That is the most satisfying and amusing sound to hear him scream like a little girl, and then learn that he tripped over a box of waffles or something...
So, I really need to stop doing that. After a $10 lunch, and $11 bus tip-out, I made $85 today…$3 of which was spent on McDonalds. Hizzah. I’m so effing tired, and all I want to do is to go to bed… But I’m not gonna.
What?…I need someone to drink with.– My father. After randomly handing me a chilled mug of beer.
I’m sorta smitten. He talked M.I.A. and kickass remixes to me.
…okay, Lowery. That’s enough stalling...
Well it would’ve been, could’ve been worse than you would ever know....
I bought Trainspotting, and I’m excited. This is the third book I’ve started. Someone should limit my reading material. I figure I’ll finish my gaylord’s ‘the realm of possibility’ in no time, with the way it’s written, and then I can alternate between my other two. I just need to finish Earthsea before I leave / the movie comes out. Mmmm. Ewan...
As of yet, I haven’t recieved a roomate. But from the looks of it, I’m on the fourth floor of Peabody hall…which means I can’t get too drunk or I’m not going to be able to get up to my room. Unless they have elevators, which my AIB dorm was severly lacking.
Get off my screen, dickhead.– My mother trying to shoo away a bug.
i could make a life of this.
not the smoking, but the aura of smoking, the togetherness and then nightfall and the words that we share. i could make a life out of this. i, who have never been prepared. once time is lit, it will burn whether or not you’re breathing it in. -the realm of possibility :: by David Levithan
I’m having four kids. Two of which will be a set of twins. A gay boy and his twin sister…who will double as his hag. I’m excited. =)
248 or press 1 and ask to speak to josh
I feel like
I’m shopping for a house.
So in a couple weeks it will have been a year since I left for Boston. And I miss it sooo much. I sound like a fag, but I’m going to ramble. I know I hated it for like the first week I was there, but then I look back on picutres from the month I spent in those shitty dorms and I can’t help but love the people I spent that time with. I miss Bryan and Djamika to the ends of the earth...
coffee dates. Yay.
THE WEIRDEST THING JUST HAPPENED!
I don’t know what I did, but I went to check my away message on the Desktop and an old profile from a jillion years ago popped up in my info box: Baby when you look so sweet, you need some of my Trick or Treatz. Time Consumer018: d-do yo thang honey yaysineptnaigami: ain’t no other man TickTock Kabooom: ok, so listen to the justin timberlake song…and my favorite line is...
So, I'm really gay.
I spent the past 3 hours watching the Tony Awards with my mother. I really want to see In the Heights now. And Molly, Nick and Norah comes out on October 3rd, so get your ass reading.
I have welts all over my legs, and I’m sore from trying to fight off Asonte, Dan and Dontae. I’d really like a nap now. PS: Elle, I’m glad you enjoyed =)
i'm so,,, (CND)
antepenult: i still hate ants, yogurt, and jack black though… Hahaha.
This goes out to Elle.
Milk that bitch and kill it.– Cate.
Fuck men. Even when it seems as though they’re trying to be a good person. Why, why, WHY, when I start to move past this situation, it comes back to bite me in my large, mexican ass? He knew exactly what he did, and knows exactly what he’s doing. If he wants to say sorry for screwing me over, and putting me through that he should grow some testicles, and tell me himself. “I...
This is all Molly’s fault.
Joey: But what if someone actually stuck their nose up your skirt?!
-silence from us girls-
Me: Joey, you're digging yourself into a hole.
Joey: WHAT HOLE?!
-us girls crack up-
My boss has a Facebook.
Those of you who are sweating your 'nads off:
It looks as though the Adams family pool will be open this summer. =)
I need to keep up with the creative process. I need to draw and paint all summer.
I mean think about it. You’re drinking cow boob milk.– Victoria
Midnight pizza, lightning, fireworks, gay parade, fire, hot tub, and lots and lots of talking. This is what every summer night should be.
Turns out, no matter how much lube you use, twelve is just too many.– Ian Humphrey via. Molly Regan
tink: I’m the queen of casa cristo You rule over the race in the Nubian Desert. PS: Molly, I get your reference. Only because I drive with you too much. Office =/= Farm.
It is so hot outside
How hot is it, Lowery? It is so hot outside, that when I went to get into the car to leave for my dental appointment, my shoe got stuck in tar, and came off. No lie.