May 2008
Brain order.
I want to find a reason to stop in Delaware on Monday to pick up some clove cigarettes… I’ve had the nastiest hankering for Djarum Black’s lately… They’re just so tasty. Eeenywho, I need to see about procuring a car to do some shopping on Mondizzle… Jaid, lovely, Status?
“You don’t take your man to the club! It’s like taking sand to the...”
– Shameika
Dad: Oh that's right, tonight is estrogen night.
Me: No, Lost is on, and that's gay.
Dad: No, Ugly Betty is gay.
Me: You're gay.
Dad: Look. If I was gay, you wouldn't be sucking air right now.
Work for the next 3 days, to save up money for cigarettes, gas and food, to get the ‘Stang to OC and back. Probably sleeping on the floor of wherever Jabari and Jerry are staying, ‘cause I’ll have to mediate and babysit. ‘Tevs. I get to have my own fun =) Whoo, roadtrip!
I know,
fuck me, right?
maholy: Birthday Friday! Ava called me today to say she and Meaghan are going to take me clubbing to celebrate my new legality, I can’t fucking wait. Boy will take me drinking and lady love will indulge the homosexual man within me at the movies. If all this pans out, it’s totally going to be my best birthday ever. Rambling, yes. The rest of my friends need to hurry up and be legal so we can...
Weed.
Jabari: I smoke too much weed.
Me: Apparently not enough for College park...
Jabari: ...I'm not even going to respond to that.
Cate: NICE!
WHOO!
$13,440 for this upcoming year in financial aid from Tyler =)
“When the zombie apocolypse comes, I’m building an Iron Man.”
My Anaconda Don't Want None Unless You Got Buns,
Hon. I don’t quite think it’s hit me yet, or else I be sobbing. Dinner was good after Graduation. And Matt, I kept cracking up everytime Trey tried to hold your hand while you guys were singing and you would pull away. Iron Man was fucking awesome and Molly, of COURSE we have a date for Batman. I think all of the testosterone packed movies this summer I will be seeing with you. Oh...
Anyone else,
freaking out? Get nails done (this time I don’t have to pay =) ) Get straightener from Cate. Have lunch with Cate. Get ready. Be at Goucher around 5. Listen to lots of boring speeches, and recieve diploma. Stuff face at Bahama Breeze. Somewhere in here, I have to pick up cigarettes and make a new CD for the truck. See you guys later.
!!!
I’m so sick of people not answering their motherfucking phones today!!!!
OMG Bring me some cake.
My life hurts. And by that I mean my shoulders and legs, which are a large part of what I do for money. I was really pissed this morning, whence I recieved a call saying, that Cate had not yet showed up for work. So I get there at like 8:18 and have to set up the rest of the kitchen and take tables. ‘Tevs. Then Keisha gets there and we get slammed. Like 7 tables come in at once, along with...
“Not only can you eat anything (except a coconut) with them, but then you can use...”
– Man Wife
“I’ve lost my faith in gay men.”
Menage Trois Lalalalala
I’ll bill you for your droudles. You done lost your marble. So, everyone was interested in seeing pictures from prom at work, and Bossman-Howard was very impressed with my dress, and how well Cate and I clean up. Opened with Dontae this morning, he wanted to see pictures, so we sat around and looked at those and talked for a while. It was slow as balls for a sunday. I picked Molly up from...
“And he would eat all of the leaves so the other ones would starve!!!”
– Victoria Louise Kendall
Whoo.
Prom, tonizzight.
I'm a big girl, now.
I got my first ever manicure. And I’m glad that Jaid approves of my dress. Okay. I have to talk to CMK tomorrow so we can figure out what we need to pick up…because I’ve already spent the $25.51 in spare change that I found on my floor and coinstar-ed. Sad, right? I know. Hair dying, and trimmings will take place tomorrow with Hallie (Molly, don’t worry about the...
=)
My life has once again righted itself. WHOO! I’m excited for tonight. Molly gimmie a ring if you plan on joining us.
“A MOTH FLIES INTO MY CROTCH AND ALL YOU DO IS LAUGH!”
– Cate.
florendo:ayo lowery join da fuck da college club forreal. I may be about to.
Dress is done. Gotta call Tyler tomorrow ‘cause they fucked up something else. Guess who may not be going to college this fall? This girl.
“For the longest time I thought he was saying ‘So I can get a jizzy fire’.”
– Victoria Louise Kendall, the love of my life. (via ladyladington) was she talking about the lil wayne song lollipop? (via antepenult) Yes. Yes she was.
“For the longest time I thought he was saying ‘So I can get a jizzy...”
– Victoria Louise Kendall, the love of my life.
Prom Tickets.
So. I’m fairly certain I have on secured, and if, in fact, that is what you were talking about Jaid, I thank you =) But i believe molly has my back. Still wanna help me dye my hair thursday, though, lover? iohjua;lkjfa;lkj. Work, shoeshoping and finishing touches on the dress will take place tomorrow. I’m excited, and Friday will be a jumble of crazyness. whoo.
Right then, it's on.
Sooo, anyone out there know of a floating prom ticket, with no person attatched to it? I manage to make friends with biggest procrastinating dumbasses, on the planet, who should have just accepted my prom invite instead of going to his own, which he waited too long to get tickets to, and now he’s SOL. -cough- Help a sister out?
Cowboys! Bi-Bi-Bitches,and the indians, and...
So I’m getting written up for skipping by the biggest little bitch on the face of the planet, whom I told I wouldn’t be there when he got back, who I came in early, specifically to show work to, but he couldn’t take 10 fucking minutes because he had to take his European lunch at 10 in the fucking morning. AHHHHG. ‘Tevs. I have ways of working my way around this. ...
I can't stand the rain
Against my window. …Actually I can, and rather enjoy it. The dressmaking will continue tomorrow, and I will be back at the workplace on thursday, with the lovely, and the whipped manager. “If it were anyone other than you, I’d make them fill up both things of pickles.” Pussy. Anyway. I want McDonalds, then I will come home and continue to indulge in the crack known as...
“‘Ey, can I get in there and blaze?”
– Keith
=)
My dress is going to be lavender. And glittery. The sewing will commence on Monday. Stuck Fudio. And, and and, I’m gonna make a matching drawstring clutch, because I’m lame like that. We watched Barbarella, which I haven’t seen in a long ass time. Pull my feathers, baby. You know I like that kinky shit. PS: LAST time I try to be supportive of Levy. Ever. Anyways. I gotta get...
YAY!
THE DAY OF DRESSMAKING HAS ARRIVED! To be shortly interrrupted by the violin… BUT DRESS MAKING!!!
antepenult:lowery=mexicanzombieheadedsandwhichmakingstriptasticfiend You forgot ‘finger painting weirdo’.
I've decided
The apocolypse will come in the form of a virus that will turn 90% of the population in to ravenous zombies, or it will come in the form of AI. Either way, humans will be the creators of their own demise, whether it be be biological or technological. But I suppose this is what I get for being a zombie nerd, who’s watching the Animatrix, when she’s tired.
ajlkajgl.
So i now own a free copy of 30 days of night. Haha, i get that talent from my father, being able to talk my way around situations. I have to go to work, but my laptop is back already!!! Yay! Cheese.
“The Sweet 3scape: so i tagged my package in tht pic”
– I LOVE and MISS him, SOOOO fucking much.
i love my girlies
tink:idk why we don’t do that more often We will. Alll summer, baby. Oh yeah. I’m gonna flash as many diners as I can.
Titties.
Nips at Nautilus. I had fun, tonight =) Fuck Hamilton peeps, h-core. oaijg;alkajflma. Finals tomorrow. And work.
Okay. Fully credited to Molly.
“Think fast, Douche-Fag.”
– Oh how I miss me some Becca Liu.
Agreed.
I can’t wait for the zombie apocolypse. I’m going to find a way to turn my baby (aka: the camera used to film Edge), into the awesome gun it was born to be. Yes. Anyway. School timess. Edit: Okay, so my mother and I just had a conversation about, in a gay couple, who proposes the marriage, because tradtionally it’s the man. I said the butch. We agreed that it should be the...
Re: to my ebony wife
tink: you’re welcome babe and thx for the app. but you know what i will NOT thank you for? asking me that question(you know that one that i’m talking about!) now i’m actually thinking about it and i think that i do and that’s really kinda freaking me out and it is ALL YOUR FAULT! (i love you though) Look. Shut up, because yes, I know you love me. And you’ve learned, in several instances in...
Yay!
Whitney won America’s Next Top Model!!! Whoo a girl with a booty finally won! And yes, I just realized, that I’m one of those assholes that immediately runs to type on their blog about who has just won the latest reality TV show…I’d like to assure any readers, that Top Model is the only one I will do this for.
HOMO. But it makes me think of Boston.
I maintain
that I did not say ‘ew’. I honestly don’t even remember doing that, or if I did, I didn’t even realize it. I saw Jessica Reedy today. It was…odd. And sorta awkward. I shot both of my portrait rolls today, yay. I’m productive. Katie was a giant help. Dinner with Cate, because she’s my husband. To end, Thank you Jaid for the pretzel, and I got your...
Yessss.
Hello, Siberia.
Okay. I’m both pleased and regret to inform the world wide web, that Alex Robbins Levy’s films were the only ones worth while tonight. And his Greek friend is really hot. Like, I mean, really. Molly and I were a pair of drooling, horny, idiot school girls (her moreso than me). But c’mon. He looks like if Jim Sturges and Jake Gyllenhaal had a freakin’ Greek lovechild. But...
Yeah, bang it, bitch.
My laptop is on its way back to HP to get it’s brain fixed. I was able to salvage my music…my photos however are at a loss =( ‘Tevs, I suppose. This means I’ll have to re-shoot all my slides of my artwork, which is a PAIN in the serious ass. Don’t worry about it, that’s totally what I mean to say. My throat hurts. Feel better, all.
