This was the song stuck in my head forever.
There is nothing that offends me more in this world, than Male Pregnancy.– Caitlin Marie King. Yes. That’s what offends her MOST.
This will prove to be an interesting week.
So I got called into work on the day that I leave school at 10:30 because Howard is so sick of looking at Zack, who is being a little bitch, and Cate can’t stand working with him anymore. But whatever. I made some monies, talked with Cate, was reassured that Dontae and I are no longer fighting, and walked out with an inflated ego, seeing as how Gerri told Howard that I was a good server,...
I like Tortles.– Hallie, in little zombie boy from.
We could have used Dexter here to fix your life today.– Matthew. Oh. OH how true.
To have settled a number of things today. PS: Hallie I love you, and your bitch, that I’m always hurrying up. PPS: I love you, Matthew for being super helpful today, even though you’re a bit of an obsessive clepto. I’m tired, and full after that freakin’ burger. I need to go in early tomorrow to finish my set up for my show, and re-mat some of my photographias. ...
It’s been a while since we’ve gone prophylactic.– Dexter Morgan
I’m boring and angry.
Asonte: I'm tired 'cause I smoked...then went to the movies...then smoked
Me: Then went back to the movies.
Asonte: Then went to my friends house to watch a movie...and smoked again...
Me: So it's not that you didn't sleep...you're just burnt the fuck out.
Cate: ...I have no pity for you.
Asonte: -puts his head back down nearly falling asleep-
Sooo fucking tired.
So, while covering an 11-4 shift, I end up getting roped into an 11-7 shift, by Shameika which turned into an 11-8 shift, because it was slow as balls this morning especially with seven servers on the floor, I had maybe 5-8 tables from 11-2 at which point in time Cate and I were supposed to take a party of 20…that never showed up. So with that, we quickly did our side work, grabbed Keisha...
I’m a homosexual. But it’s how I feel...
Ever see a Yeti with a dozen condoms full of coke burst in his belly?
I'm not out
To take places! Really! I swear! =(
FUCK YOU AND YOUR DYKE-Y GIRLFRIEND! TWO OF THE GREATEST LOVES OF MY LIFE ARE COMING TO MICA FOR COLLEGE!!!! TWO FUCKING HOURS AWAY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Portrait of a Lowery (a work in progress)
She cruises in her Cruiser up to the local diner screaming to her Spank Rock knowing life couldn’t be finer. Cigarettes blazing and minds whirling we enjoy our naked party time talking over our work drama and who thinks her spic ass is fine. I regail her with stories of man’s assholery as we lament our straighthood and how life according to us should be. You see, her and I are fag...
FRUSTRATED TEENS (Don't read this please.I...
halliedarling: let’s all move to some island in the tropics, and start a motherfucking commune. we would all understand that sometimes people get hella pissy for no reason. we would all want to get completely baked and watch miyazaki movies. we would all go skinnydipping. we would never have to make art for anyone other than ourselves, ever again. there would be nobody we don’t care about, which...
Just to jump on the bandwagon:
I’m only lasting this last month for Ms. Stoll, my senior show, and finals. Other than that, I ain’t doin’ shiet.
You a dumbass, motherfucker for not having a ticket!– Attitudinal black woman a the gate at the parking garage in Annapolis yesterday.
SO amused. Ahahahhahahaha. Today was good. Through and through. Work and play, and Annapolis. Alllll goood.
halliedarling:dinner and a show I found the Afikomen!!! YAY!
Not as amused as I thought I would be.
The Double T provides for endless amazing quotes
Cate: She so is the other woman!
Me: I am not the other woman!
Jabari: I mean...if he was touching you...
-pause- -glance at Jabari- -uncontrolable laughter and annoyed looks from other tables-
Wouldn’t be a year at carver without one of my parents on their way to the emergency room.
halliedarling: if I ever have a child with Asperger’s Syndrome, I will personally call Vin Diesel to fucking fling it into the SUN. why is there never enough time? Seriously, I laughed for like five minutes over that. And there is never enough time.
DC was nice. Today was gorgeous. I got to spend the whole day with my wifey, as we looked at dinosaurs, taxidermied animals, and paintings before sitting around in the middle of nowhere in Washington and talking for about two hours. Then I got to hang out with my big sister =) she picked me up at school, and we went out for dinner, and then to the baby ghetto. I love us.
Hirasawa Susumu - The Girl in Byakkoya Hallie,...
16 Miniatures - finish tacking Matthew, then I’m done. Box is finished. Double Figure - finish hand and background, easily done in the next two days. Upside-down - Will start::finish that tomorrow evening, seeing as how I don’t have work. Opposites-Yeah…Not Happening 15 Senior Slides - Need to finish shooting 16 Miniatures, double figure and upside-down…then I should be...
It’s so nice to spend the morning with the best friend you’ve known for ten years, and to recieve a smile as big as Texas from your big sister when she notices you sitting in the booth. This morning was so good…and I finally finished making my box. So yes…it’s also good to be around people who don’t act like you’re the most annoying person ever. I also...
I worry, I weigh three times my body. I worry, I throw my fear around. But...– Clarity - John Mayer
I should have bet money on that shit.
Torrie: I hope you know, I can't stop staring at your cleavage...
Levy: Yeah...I was thinking the same thing in studio.
Me: Yeah, not the best thing to say in front of the girl you're dating...
Right on the money:
Ryan: I'm at the Double T with Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
Jabari: [on the other end of the phone] Lowery and Caitlin?
Last night/This morning.
Totally made up for my really stressfull, annoying friday. Cate came up to work for a few minutes in hopes to detail her date that she had, but ended up having to leave promptly to pick up her father. So after I took Alex to her dinner party, I drove home, to find my parents leaving and asked them that if Cate picked me up, could I stay out till 1. they agreed, so then Cate came and picked me up...
I figured out
Why I’m so quick to shoot my mouth off to someone who isn’t OUTRIGHT an authority figure (IE: My boss, the principal, blah blah blah). It’s because I work with so many adults, and the whole time I’m with them, they’re not ‘adults’ exactly. They’re my peers at my job, and if I have a problem, or if one of them is nagging me, then they’re gonna...
‘Ey you with da teef: Get in the car!– Hallie
So, I convinced Cate to ditch crying and drinking to come hang out with me, because those two are assholes, and no one really likes them anyway. Sou, around 5-something, I get a call, from her saying how she had just gotten off 695, so I pulled on my Urban Outfitters hoodie, and pink chucks and waited patiently by the door, bag stocked with wallet, phone, keys, lighter and cigarettes. We sat in...
Hah. Now It will be stuck in EVERYONES head.